Friends are like peeps in a microwave

Verelle is a friend of mine. I wrote this poem for her:

The other night you were here
against the misty atmosphere
breathing deeply you gave a sneer
and now I want a beer

One day you said hello
and so I wrote it in a note
and now I like tacos

My favorite color is yellow
like the peeps in Othello
and I ate your cat, Aussie.

Oh my oh my! I missed my heroes!

Dear Journal,

28 days without seeing or hearing from my favorite heroes ever is far too long. Oh, how depressed I am in a life lacking of Leland or Will! Perhaps I will see them soon. If I do I will certainly have to purchase them a beer, for they will be parched from a long month of rescuing innocent children and saving wild animals, like a penguin.

Leland or Will, if either of you get this post please come home soon! I miss you guys soooooooo much it is simply unBEARable.... :(